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All you had to do was get down, bury your face in the bush, and watch for anything that shouldn't be there.
It was my first time.
You did the same thing the next time.
We still scored.
That's beside the point. They almost scored.
It's just paintball.
It's not just paintball. It's a metaphor for life. It's survival. How can you expect to win a real battle if you can't win a pretend one, with rules? I feel sorry for you.
You're an ass.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Hate the mask.
You're not blaming it on the mask are you? Even Sgt Lack doesn't blame the mask.
Sgt Lack fought in Vietnam.
Don't change the subject.
Don't be an ass.
If you'd been paying attention.
 
"If you'd been paying attention."
 
Mock me at your peril knave.
You're talking a lot 'a shit for someone who just barely qualified on the M-16.
Okay, that's low. You were there.
I didn't see anything.
My gun jammed!
And they wouldn't let me start over. All I needed was ten more seconds. Ten seconds that I would have had if they hadn't given me the same rifle sergent Lack used in Vietnam.
Whatever. How 'bout that chick at the range.
The blonde? She could get it. She's got kinda'f a flabby ass tho'.
Hard to tell in BDU's. She was cute.
Well ladies. Have you completed your midday constitutional?
Yeah.
Good. Then get over to the west gate and wait for major Gail.
What's he showing up for?
You recall all the trucks that arrived just this morning?
Ummm, yes?
Well it's got nothing to do with them. Lots of trucks, on a Saturday. Not important. Certanly not worth bothering anyone about.
So it's not the trucks.
Goddamn it! Get over there or I'll have Bradshaw here put ExLax in your canteen.
I'll do it too!
I know you would. Good man.
Oh, and the captain's back. So by the book.
THE captain?
The THE herself.
  So who's the captain?
Oh, I don't wanna ruin it for you. The first time is always special.
What's that supposed to mean?
Whould you want me ta' spill the plot to Terminator 4?
Lord no!
 
That's all right sir. Not your fault.
Hey Kline, Bradshaw. Sorry to make you guys work today.
They make you come in on a saturday too?
Weall, actully lil'l laide, we work t'ree daiys oun aind tuw ouff.
Seence we work twealv' 'aur sheifts. Their's ay buncha uth'r guys who rotaite so their's awlways sumone on gu'rd.
 
Ohkaaay. . .
Thanks guys.
Thaink yu sir.
What?

 

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